Bluffer's Guide to Surfing - Instant Wit & Wisdom
Never again confuse your tails with your rails, your SUPs with your ASPs, or localism with a friendly welcome. Bask in the admiration of your fellow enthusiasts as you reminisce joyfully about those moments watching friends 'going over the falls', and pronounce confidently about the exact location of the 'Ampullae of Lorenzini'.