After six years in the idyllic Loire Valley, comedian Ian Moore, his family and their ever-expanding menagerie feel like they're on the cusp of the peace and tranquillity they hoped for when they moved from dreary suburban England. Their grand project, a writing school called Les Champs Creatifs, is finally complete - only, nobody's signed up. On top of contending with the ever-colourful locals, including a Sicilian faith healer, threatening hunters and the 'Christmas Pudding Man', Ian must now test his mettle against a pair of disappearing goats. Meanwhile, his family stand back and wonder just how he manages to make things so hard for himself...